What Is Obama Doing?

http://www.kansascity.com/news/politics/story/1090250.html

Dear Defenders of This Great Nation,

Thank you for putting your life in front of country and fighting for America and the values we hold so dear. Your reward, besides possibilities of homelessness and various mental and physical traumas, are additional insurance costs because you were irresponsible and involved yourself in dangerous activities. You might also receive a nice shiny Purple Heart to compensate. To present and future soldiers, if you plan to be deployed by the President of the United States to some far flung region of the world to engage in warfare, please take the utmost precaution to prevent injuries from occurring lest you plan on paying for those amputations, lacerations, mental care, etc. yourself in the form of dropped insurance or, at the very least, much higher premiums. In exchange, the United States of America will provide guns, ammunition, and a free ticket to Iraq or some other lovely country.

Thank you,
The Commander in Chief of the United States of America



Mr. Obama, you greatly disturb me. I will just go ahead and declare that yes, I will be voting for you in 2028 for your sixth term. I also thank you in advance for providing the delicious, hot bread and gruel I can receive that day.